OK, this is what I want for Christmas this year.

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/video/0,139101587,49284379,00.htm

Dell XPS M2010 Laptop, as I priced it out for my wife:

$6,917 CDN (before taxes and mortgage fees)

Components:

Intel® Core™ 2 Duo Processor T7600 (2.33GHz/667MHz/4MB)

20.1 inch WSXGA+ Wide Screen with TrueLife™ and Integrated Web Cam 20SXGAL

4GB Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 533MHz (2 Dimms)

200GB (2 X100) 7200RPM SATA Hard Drives

Slot Load DVD Drive on XPS M2010 SLDVD

Dell Wireless 1500 Draft 802.11n Dual-band Internal Wireless

256MB ATI MOBILITY™ RADEON® X1800 256ATI 

Integrated Creative SoundBlaster High Definition Audio

Integrated 10/1000 Network Card and Modem INTNIC