From a long lost t-shirt. Think Monty Python & the Holy Grail:
We're programmers of the Round Table.
We code when e're we're able.
We write specs and subroutines
With crashes rebootable.
We dine well in our cubes a lot.
Eat pizza with ham and jam and spam a lot.
Our objects are formidable,
But many times we're given deadlines
That are quite unthinkable.
Were coding mad in Camelot.
We program in the dark a lot.
From a t-shirt “VCDC Night at the Movies”, courtesy of NuMega, Stingray & Developmentor. VCDC was the “Visual C++ Developers Conference”, I forget which year.