This will never end. 

Palo Alto Research Center has filed for a patent on Aspect Oriented Programming,467,086.WKU.&OS=PN/6,467,086&RS=PN/%206,467,086

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This reminds me of the SF story where a celebrity freezes herself and wakes up in the future to discover that while she was frozen a large conglomerate has patented her genome and in effect owns her body. She is granted a temporary license to use it, provided of course that she cooperates with them.....