To the tune of The Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr.

Who can talk to SQL, sprinkle with Hadoop
Cover it with Sharepoint and a miracle or two
Data Explorer, oh Data Explorer can
Data Explorer can causes it mixes it with love and
makes your data taste good.

Who can take a table, merge it with a file
Soak it in a search and make a groovy data pie
Data Explorer, oh Data Explorer can
Data Explorer can causes it mixes it with love and
makes your data taste good.

Data Explorer makes everything it reads satisfying and delicious
Now you can talk about your info wishes, you can clean up data that's suspicious

Oh, who can talk to Azure, dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow, be the hero of your team
Data Explorer, oh Data Explorer can
Data Explorer can causes it mixes it with love and
makes your data taste good.
Yes, Data Explorer can causes it mixes it with love and
makes your data taste good.