http://blogs.msdn.com/b/buckwoody/archive/2010/05/29/you-might-be-a-dba.aspxWith all apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, I was up late Friday night on a holiday weekend (which translated into T-SQL becomes “Maintenance Window”) and I got bored in between the two or three minutes I had between clicks. So I started a “Twitter” meme –en-USTelligent Evolution Platform Developer Build (Build: 5.6.50428.7875)http://blogs.msdn.com/b/buckwoody/archive/2010/05/29/you-might-be-a-dba.aspx#10017942Tue, 01 Jun 2010 00:38:01 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:10017942Kendra Little<p>Agreed-- this was great fun. From all I&#39;ve read so far, @donalddotfarmer &#39;s has made me laugh the longest ;)</p> <div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=10017942" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/buckwoody/archive/2010/05/29/you-might-be-a-dba.aspx#10017941Tue, 01 Jun 2010 00:37:51 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:10017941Kendra Little<p>Agreed-- this was great fun. From all I&#39;ve read so far, @donalddotfarmer &#39;s is made me laugh the longest ;)</p> <div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=10017941" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/buckwoody/archive/2010/05/29/you-might-be-a-dba.aspx#10017330Sat, 29 May 2010 17:43:40 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:10017330sqljoe<p>This was the funniest hash tag to follow.</p> <div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=10017330" width="1" height="1">