Calling this machine a 3.8 GHz Pentium computer does it a massive disservice.  It completely ignores the fact that it runs the entire OS off a RAMDisk for speed, and has what is basically a built-in refrigerator to keep the CPU cool.  On top of that, with the front-mounted LCD displays, this puppy just looks jaw-droppingly powerful!

Gina, I want to trade my new laptop in…