We have a surplus computer store near my house which I like mostly because their pricing on cables is not equivalent to the GDP of a small island state. They have some real wonky stuff in there - very old printers, monitors, etc.
I passed through there today and saw this:
It is so much better than the competition because it has space not for two, but FIVE 3.5 diskettes. I think the only way this could be even awesommer is if it had space for 5.25 disks.