No, this ISN'T a post about IE, web standards, or me being childish about the trolls.
I'm getting braces on my teeth. Sigh. At 36.
In short - my teeth are wearing heavily because I have an incorrect bite, and I've always disliked the diastema (gap) between my two front teeth (hereditary - thanks Mom! :)) anyway, which has been widening in recent years - so I finally decided to do something about it. As of this coming Tuesday, I'll have braces for 18 months or so. Then, my wife tells me, I'll have to learn to smile with my mouth open.
Hopefully, I'll have re-learned to talk properly so I won't disappoint when speaking at Webmaster Jam Session in Dallas or Fundamentos Web 2006 in Oviedo, Asturias, Spain.