Why do Microsoft product names keep getting longer? I have this hunch that there is a secret competition going on in Redmond in the product team to get the longest product name out there. What makes me suspect this? Well . . .

. . .  Visual Studio 2005 Tools for Office Second Edition Beta !

Of course, the original parady of Microsoft and product naming is the infamous Microsoft redesigns iPod packaging. If you have never seen it, you must watch it!