Apple releases the iPatch for software Pirates ®  (pronounced Arrrh … me hearty's!)

 

Note: This might not be true, but I think of it every time I hear the word iPad. Now you can too.

 

If I worked for Apple it would only be a matter of time before they shipped a range of new products :-

  • iGlasses for the Elderly
  • iWear for the rest of us
  • Fashion iWear for the Trendy
  • spiGlasses for the Captains of the Pirate ships, oh and for 007 James Bond
  • iSpy (with my little eye), for kids whose parents take them on long trips & can’t afford to buy technical junk to keep them from talking to any other human.
  • iCanSeeYou for people who knock on doors of residents who pretend they aren’t home.
  • iKentinaturner similar to an iPod but it only plays “Nutbush City Limits” & “Proud Mary”.

(So now you know what I think about while watching 100’s of Millions of rows load into a PowerPivot spreadsheet. How cool is that? more on that later)