Now I know alot of people have accused me of being boring and stodgy, "Oh yeah, Dave Lemphers, I know him, a real stuffed shirt" they say.

Well, not today! Being an ex-student of St. Patrick's Primary School, Murrumbeena, I was introduced at an early age to the virtues of the Irish. So it's with great pleasure I wish everyone a happy St. Pat's day, and to celebrate the occasion, I leave everyone with a gift. A gift of the Irish to be sure.