Yil brought home a Family Guy special episode the other night, and I couldn't but help watch my favorite Stewie sections for like the 50th time tonight, and I picked up on this funny scene when Stewie and Brian are about to take Quagmires Winnebago to San Francisco. In the scene, Stewie dons a truckers hat and says into the CB radio:
"Breaker Breaker, Sidewinder, this is Party Pooper, don't mean to be a ratchet jaw, but looks like we have a seat cover feeding the bears in the chicken coup, cmon!"
Now, I knew he was talking CB Slang, because I've heard the term bear used in reference to the police, but I couldn't find anything on the web that described the rest, until I discovered this article (an excerpt from Woody's World of CB) and used it as my Rosetta stone. From it I was able to work out that:
Break(er) = Announce someones presenceSidewinder = Someone talking on sidebandRatchet Jaw = Non-stop talkerSeat Cover = Attractive female occupant in a carBear = Police OfficerChicken Coup = Weigh Station
Now, putting it together worked out to be:
"Breaker Breaker, on the sideband, this is Party Pooper, don't mean to keep talking, but looks like we have a good looking female feeding the police at the weigh station!"
Didn't sound quite right, so I dug up this article from Gus Sheridan's Cave, and it completed the picture:
Feeding the bears = Receiving a ticket
Ahh, makes sense now. Classic Family Guy, classic Stewie. I think it's time for a sexy party!