I was cruising around Franky’s blog, looking for trouble, when that’s exactly what I found, but not for me!

Check this out:

It’s Source Fource, and I don’t really care what kind of game/promo/learning vehicle it is, because before I could venture any further through the site, I caught this:

What!? I delve deeper, and the cesspool of deceit grows more and more putrid. Turns out you can collect this little dude as a figurine:

But wait, before you get all excited and start clearing a space in your life for him, read the fine print:

  • “Offer good only to the first 5,000 residents of the U.S. or Canada”…

Arghhh!!! It was at about this point that my self control took its lunch break, and I went into what can only be described as the joyous union of disturbing profanity, violent keyboard abuse and general loss of bowel control. The result, well, I’ll leave that to your imagination; suffice to say I regained my composure, apologised to those around me and myself (humanity was the only casualty I must say), and am now searching for answers.

  • Why release this little guy for only the U.S. or Canada?
  • Why only make 5000?
  • How will I ever be complete without Visual Studio Guy!?

I must go now and resolve the last result of my fit :‘(

Enjoy yo’ Friday :)