I usually ignore the spam that I get (and I get a bunch), but I read one of them a bit more carefully:
We hereby inform you that your computer was scanned under the IP 126.96.36.199 . The contents of your computer were confiscated as an evidence, and you will be indicated.
Umm... I think that the author was probably looking for “indicted”.
(Note: Thanks to Keith who noted that I had mispelled “indicted” originally, without calling me a moreon)