I usually ignore the spam that I get (and I get a bunch), but I read one of them a bit more carefully:

We hereby inform you that your computer was scanned under the IP 194.90.37.141 . The contents of your computer were confiscated as an evidence, and you will be indicated.

Umm... I think that the author was probably looking for “indicted”.

(Note: Thanks to Keith who noted that I had mispelled “indicted” originally, without calling me a moreon)