We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today the 3rd , 2004 of winners of the SCIENTIFIC GAME PROMO LOTTERY; THE NETHERLANDS / INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS held on 4th March, 2004. Your email address attached to ticket number 042-82156178051, drew the lucky numbers 6-12-18-22-44-59,batch number 7432/NL and consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay out of EURO 1,500.000.00 Euros (ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EURO) in credited to file LOTTERY REF NO. SYWA/548802/04

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Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program.

“unscrupulous acts“. I like that part the best...