I know that I've linked to Lore, in the past, but I haven't looked at his ratings in a while. This one particularly got to me:

Nose Manual

This has something to do with balancing on two wheels, but it's better out of context. Frankly, I think we could all use a nose manual. As an exercise in whimsy, I am adapting the StarTrak Astronomy Program User Manual to our nose-based purposes. Chapter One: What is your nose? What does it do? Chapter Two: Setting up your nose for your timezone. Chapter Three: Selecting an object in your nose. A-