There I was, minding my own business, without a care in the world. And then it happened...
Well, to be truthful, it was at least partly my fault. Perhap I should back up a bit.
I was at home, at about 5:15, glueing gravel to my face. It was going pretty well, and as I was adding the gel blood, I knocked my helmet off, and the moss fell out of my helmet. What a mess.
Perhaps some details are in order:
Important safety tip: If you decide to do something like this, I suggest taping the aforementioned cycling parts to your shirt, if you're interested in the easy way out. If, however, you wish some assistance in projecting your injured tape, adhesive tape works well.