Rory's account of his visit to MS campus:

Immediately upon my arrival, I was stripped naked, cavity-searched, and interrogated. My blood was replaced with a synthetic compound that would blow me sky-high if I attempted to leave the premises without permission, my bags were checked for penguin feathers, and one side of my skull was removed for placement of my temporary borg headgear.

He should see what they do to you when you start full time.

I didn't know Rory's birthday was the same day as mine or that he was coming to the campus. Otherwise, I would've bought him (and installed myself) a B0rg Pro unit for home use...