Someone asked if I was tagged with some meme going around Microsoft. As far as I know, I wasn't. From the sounds of it, I wouldn't want to be. Sounds painful. Instead, I decided to do this other thing where I tell five things about me that other people don't know.
N.B. Fixed a couple typos.
Perhaps some "tagging meme" where you nominate someone to tell five outright lies would be more interesting. Not that your life isn't interesting, I'm sure it is.
1. I am exactly 5 feet and 6 inches tall. No more, no less. I hate when people try to add a half an inch. I hate even more when they try to add a quarter.
2. My first day in college I was asked to participate in a modeling contest. I won, and ever since I've been hand modeling in the Avon catalog. My days are numbered though, I'm almost 25.
3. I once met a photographer on the beach. He was taking nude photos. It was a nude beach. I told him he'd have to pay me first.
4. I think Andrew "The Diceman" Clay is hillarious.
5. While typing this, I was wet-willied by a koala and swallowed by a python...not cool.