I've been twittering lately. Today Jeff Atwood dropped this little gem. A letter from Optimus Prime's Geico agent. (excerpt below)
"Dear Mr Prime"....
"Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
"...To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month."
And you thought your rates were bad :)
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