Programmer Humor

Programmer Humor

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If you like this, I take all the credit...if you hate it, it's all Frank's fault:

Q. Did you hear the one about the OO programmer who got really trashed and ended up in jail?

A. Yeah, they busted him for drinking and deriving.

Ba-dum-kish!

OK, sorry. I promise more tech stuff tomorrow. In the meantime, if you have any favorite programmer jokes, good or bad, please share them in the comments. Keep it clean, though, please. This is a family blog. :-)

  • An engineer, a mathemetician, and a programmer are on safari in Afirca. While driving, the engineer looks out and says, "Hey look, a Horse with black and white stripes." The mathemetician looks out and says, "I see a horse who has black and white stripes on one side." The programmer looks and sighs, "Oh great, another special case."

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    An engineer and a programmer are driving through the mountains. While coming down a steep hill with a sharp turn at the ehnd, the brakes on the car give out. The car (and it's passengers) go careening towards the bottom and inevitable doom as the car gains speed. Miraculously, at the bottom of the hill, the car stops abruptly before flying off and inevitably exploding like you see in the movies. The engineer gets out, looks at the car and goes, "I can fix this. I have my tools in the trunk." The programmer smils and says, "Let's push it back up the hill and see if it happens again."

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    A byte walks into bar and orders a drink. The bar tender pours him a cold one and says, "You alright?"

    The byte responds, "Parity error."

    The bartender says, "Yeah, you looked a bit off."
  • Sounds like a rip-off of this:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/stickers/3192/
  • At least he didn't get busted for CUI (Coding Under the Influence).

    :)
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