Via MetaFilter, ZDNet UK houses some (unintentionally ?) hilarious corporate anthems and from what I can tell they are real. I'm not sure what inspires people to sing their corporate love other than the desire to make a bunch of their co-workers stand in a room and uncomfortably clap to prove their love too.

Let me just say that I am more than a little pleased that Microsoft didn't appear on the list.  And I think Apple is "breaking through", but it's much more fun to sing the lyrics as they are printed, I mean since they went to all the trouble of baking fruit and holding their flowers like vases. I almost want to make a playlist of these on my...nevermind.