Jonas' butt is good for the environment. I can't help but sing the theme song to the Beverly Hilbillies in my head..."black gold" (sorry, I am being gross, but MSNBC said 'poop' first). Now if I can just get him to run for the door when I say " do you want to make electricity?"

Here's a little story 'bout Jonas the mutt

backyard full of power all coming from his butt

then one day, he had one too many treats

and Jonas' butt power was lighting all the streets...

lamps that is.

 

Again, sorry ; )