If you want to know the difference between New York hipsters and the rest of us: Nicholas Feltron is cooler than you.

It's OK, he's cooler than me too. But just for the record, I don't wear fleece. In case that was how you were picturing my lack of coolness. I like to wear my untrendy unhipsterism on the inside. I think I spent too much of my twenties worrying about my career.

via Stone.