So if you are part of the 90% of sales and marketing folks at Nintendo's headquarters that are not relocating to San Francisco or New York, and you happened to be doing some searches online thinking about places you might want to work that would not require you to relocate to San Francisco or New York, and if Microsoft is one of the companies that you would consider because you could basically work in your own backyard, I hope you wouldn't be too shy to contact me directly. 

Seriously, shoot me your resume and I will get you on the phone with a recruiter. Simple as that.