...or at least their marketing teams want you to think so. Purchased yesterday: Citizens for Humanity and 7 for All Mankind. Hmm, benevolent.

And if that is the case, then my new sweats are street-walkers: Juicy (Yes, Denise, I just did something I said I would never do, but they are intended for airline travel only and they don't match! And they were totally over-priced!).

The only way for me to rationalize those jeans brand names is to assume that they are meant for Generation Y (those crazy, energetic do-gooders) and I should just be happy that they fit.