OK, first of all, you are sick and I like you. Second, watch this. I didn't go out looking for it. It found me.

And try not to take a sip of anything immediately before the moment when the older lady says "wiener poopie".

I can't tell if the news station and the wiener owning lady are just completely humorless, but not only do I support the neighbors insistent that the piles of potty be removed, but I think they are hilarious. Pick up your doodles, lady!

 Sadly, I cannot categorize this as marketing.