...and watched The Bachelorette.

I imagine them taping over a nice pot of tea and ladyfinger cookies. And a big bowl of bitter.

"She didn't know the Seattle Space Needle!" She must be destroyed.

 This probably won't mean anything to you if you didn't watch the show. I'm just going to meditate on not becoming judgmental and bitter when I get older.

You can't make this stuff up.

PS: I am secretly hoping I bump into Jason at a coffee shop. I'm human :)