I just don't understand how to explain why this makes me like Paris Hilton just a little tiny bit. I'm thinking about wearing a hoochie dress and hair extensions to watch the convention.

I also don't understand why John McCain says he watches The Hills, but his ads reflect negatively on Britney and Paris. At least they are interesting. The Hills, not so much.

It's getting weird so early. And Paris Hilton just totally one-upped John McCain. Dude.