Or at the very least, "reason why I have a limited ability to differentiate fact from fiction".

Good gawd, did Sergey Brin and his wife *really* ask their baby shower attendees to dress as babies? In the invitation did it say " we are registered at Babies R us and don't forget to unholster your dignity because you will be dropping that puppy at the door?" The worst I anticipate at baby showers is a bunch of women talking about stuff I have neither the experience nor interest in. Oh yeah, I can totally be a drop and run attendee and that is my right as a non-reproducer.

And did someone really have to ask cute mayor Gavin why he didn't dress for the occasion? These are very interesting times we live in, my friends.

Please let there be pictures on the interwebs.