OK, OK. I know I haven't been showing my face much around here. Super busy and totally into what I am working on. If I told you what it is, I'd have to kill you; which I am OK with but I don't know where you live :) <cue rim shot> And maybe I...

You walk into the restroom, see the shoes under the stall and actually have to question whether you walked into the wrong restroom. Consider crouching on the seat to hide your shoes and wait until the coast is clear to leave. Oh wait...no urinals. Phew...

I can't believe they have gone there. Or rather here . Gee, I want a light computer that I can carry in a pretty bag. And I want to meet with my friends and we can all bring our fruity-colored laptops and look at Jessica Simpson's fat picture. Whee...

And his comedy routine could use a little work. Perhaps he is a little busy with other things?

I have a stack of magazines about an inch thick; unread. The stack is starting to slide to the left. I love magazines but have not been finding the time lately. I wanted to remind myself how much I love them (and why) and start to whittle that stack down...

I am so glad my family doesn't do this . We find other ways to embarrass ourselves.

If you have a question about looking for your next career opportunity, add them in the comments box below. I'm inviting anyone to do this, not just folks that were impacted at Microsoft. What's on your mind?

I am not doing any official announcements, but as many of you know, a number of positions were eliminated at Microsoft yesterday. I've spent a lot of time thinking about those that were impacted. Yesterday was really tough and I'm still a little heart...