and it's not just because that "there's an app for that" thing makes people think they can keep their phone on the dinner table. Like in case they need to calculate a tip. Grrr. Try math. I am a phone etiquette stickler, which I think I have mentioned before. I was about to say that I am not sure what it is about phones that bring out the a**hat in people. But I do know what it is. It's called ego.

Speaking of which, trendy doesn't work well for me either. So yeah...iPhone. I'm willing to look past it. But you'd be so much more attractive with another phone.

Anyway...the survey doesn't have to be real to be worthy of discussion.

(And none of my iPhone-owning friends need to ask if I am talking about you. The answer is no...and yes)