Given that I tend to blog about contentious issues in the software industry, and that I work for Microsoft, it seems that I frequently draw the ire of some of my readers. To the extent that you wish to insult me, I now insist that you use this tool to draw out the best from your acerbic comments. Thus, I can feel both enriched and insulted at the same time - thou pribbling beef-witted foot-licker!
In case you need the full link for pasting into emails. :-) http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html
For those of you lacking a sense of humor, you may continue to insult me as you wish.