I'm not sure that the humor found here would translate well. Nevermind, I'd love to see what would happen to this on the translation wiki.
I've been a bad blog reader of late. I actually found this because before I started a presentation yesterday someone said "Hey, it's Josh Hartnett!" I was a little confused as I hadn't heard the comparison before. My reply was a dumbfounded "huh?". And he explained he had read a blog where someone compared softies to real celebrities.
I'm usually not good for humor at the start of presentations so... Thanks Dan!