Most of my social friends would not appreciate or understand this, but I thought it was slightly funny due to my sarcastic core. This came from xkcd, "a webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language".  Not a site for my kids, but good for adult nerds.

The sad thing about this is it's so yesterday. Hasn't anybody really checked out our Security Developer Center? Specifically, I'd check out the Security By Design page.