“Ummm yeaaaaahhhhhhh, did you get the memo?“

In a move that is certain to save every MSFT shareholder $.0001, increase sales of the Office Space DVD in the greater Seattle area, temporarily raise the blood pressure of one in fifteen MSFT employees (and amuse eighteen), diminish the health of Microsoft's workforce incrementally, increase the number of automobile trips between Microsoft and gyms in the area, and deter many Microsoft commuters from considering bicycles and walking/running as viable transportation alternatives, some beancounter decided to discontinue towel service at all Microsoft facilities. For the sake of all that is good and fair smelling in this world, I hope we do something really, really creative with the $0.63/employee that we “save” each year.