Brian Valentine, VP of Microsoft's Windows Division, made a rip roaringly funny video for the Microsoft Company meeting three or four years ago wherein he dances through the halls of Microsoft with BIG BLUE things (representing heavyweight solutions to your IT needs) and little orange things (lightweight solutions to your IT needs).

Anyway, the ditty he sang in that video gets stuck in my head practically anytime I see two of anything. I think I'll call it "Noah-Valentine Complex" (N-VC) from now on.When I learned that I would be attending both TechEd US and TechEd Europe this year I had an N-VC moment.

♪♪You can TechEd this or You can TechEd that.
            
You can TechEd this or You can TechEd that.
           
You can TechEd this or You can TechEd that.♪♪

[updated with link to correct gif on 5/17/05]