I promise not to quit my day job (yet) and take up comedy, but adding on to my previous post with some other whimsical things that popped into my head today. I thought I’d share some dry humor with you. Most of these are music related, and note that these are the things going through my head when I'm writing all those tools you guys use every day :)
I can hear myself singing "Like a Restore in the Dark" to the tune of Dio's "Rainbow in the Dark" on my next SharePoint server down issue
Every time I hear Master Pages these days, I get Metallica's Master of Puppets song stuck in my head.
Someone asked me one day, boy you'll script about anything won't you to save time (Uh, yeah :))
All of a sudden, Devo's tune Whip It, popped into my head. (By the way, I really dig Devo :))
Crack that Script!Make the product shipDump out the stack Break your admin's back
When a problem comes along You must script it Before the servers' down too long You must script it When something's going wrong You must script it
now script it into shape shape it up get straight go forward move ahead try to detect it it's not too late to script it script it good
When the indexer is down You must script it You will never live it down Unless you script it No one gets their way Until they script it
I say script it Script it good
Ok, sorry...back to work now.
- Keith