OK, I know it was an April Fool's joke, but I think I could really use one of these.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/2004.shtml

And with a newer Pentium 4, or AMD Althlon, you probably wouldn't even need any additional power -- just cook it over the heatsink.

EZ-Bake oven

TTFN - Kent