The guys at XDA-Developers will not take this lying down. the iPhone has this funny app called the iBeer, which simulates, well.. beer and the act of drinking it. Silly i know but some people love it. here's one for the HTC Touch Diamond. : 

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now someone needs to make the Phonesaber for WM!! then we can really have a Jedi vs Sith battle ;)