Found this one today:

Who is the most inspiring person in the ASP.NET community?

1) Scott Guthrie

2) Phil Hack

3) Scott Hanselman

4) Scott Mitchell

Now this made me think: Did you notice that three of the four candidates are "Scott"s? Is being "Scott"ish a pre-requisite for influential position in the ASP.NET world?

And what about WPF? What name will ensure you getting fame and fortune in the WPF world?

Well, first day at work, a lot of time to think of really important issues...