With apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein, and Julie Andrews:
BVT blockers and feature team meetings,Checking in code and build folder cleanings,Making my dev cry with hardly a strain:These are a few of my favorite things.
Installing new builds and making them crumple,Devs sleeping in offices their clothing all rumpled,Watching apps founder like new born younglings:These are a few of my favorite things.
When my app croaks, when crashes it brings,When I'm in the zone,I run through each of my favorite thingsAnd lo - how the bug count has grown!
Weird happenstances that never should happen,Laughing as my dev's face it becomes all ashen,They sit and mourn while I do handsprings:These are a few of my favorite things!
I run through each of my favorite thingsAnd lo - how the bug count has grown!
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