[With apologies to the Monotones...]
I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh WHOWho wrote the Book Of Bugs?
Tell me, tell me, tell meOh, who wrote the Book Of Bugs?I've got to know the answer;Musta been someone who loved to debug.
Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHOWho wrote the Book Of Bugs?
Yes I love to find them,You gotta know I do,But I've got to see this Book Of Bugs,Find out why it's true.
In Chapter One you find them, you find them everywhere.In Chapter two you log them, log way more than your developers can bear!In Chapter Three Dev fixes them, at least they pretend to do.In Chapter Four you regress them, and find yet more for your developer's queue.
Nasty crashing blockers,Bring my app down in flames.My dev says it's so much work you know,But for me it's just a game!
My developers they just hate itWhen I show up in their door,With my "Guess what I found" grin on - That one they so abhor.
I wonder who YEAHWho wrote the Book Of Bugs?
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