[With apologies to the Monotones...]

I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

Tell me, tell me, tell me
Oh, who wrote the Book Of Bugs?
I've got to know the answer;
Musta been someone who loved to debug.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

Yes I love to find them,
You gotta know I do,
But I've got to see this Book Of Bugs,
Find out why it's true.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

In Chapter One you find them, you find them everywhere.
In Chapter two you log them, log way more than your developers can bear!
In Chapter Three Dev fixes them, at least they pretend to do.
In Chapter Four you regress them, and find yet more for your developer's queue.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

Nasty crashing blockers,
Bring my app down in flames.
My dev says it's so much work you know,
But for me it's just a game!

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

In Chapter One you find them, you find them everywhere.
In Chapter two you log them, log way more than your developers can bear!
In Chapter Three Dev fixes them, at least they pretend to do.
In Chapter Four you regress them, and find yet more for your developer's queue.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

My developers they just hate it
When I show up in their door,
With my "Guess what I found" grin on -
That one they so abhor.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

I wonder who YEAH
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?


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