[To the tune of Elton John's "Your Song"]
It's a little bit funny, this feeling insideNot knowing whether I am deaf or I am blindI programmed this thing to extend my sensesNow all I can tell is I'm not eating blintzes
If I was a PM, but then again, noOr a tester who is so good at making programs blowMy tests may be sad but they're the best I can doThe last one I wrote killed off my CPU
And you can tell everybody this is my testIt may not be much but it really is my bestI hope you run itI hope you run it, and it finds a bugIf it does please have a tester give me a hug
My tester had offered to review my testsI declined because I desperately needed some restNow I wish that I had accepted his reviewFor now things are so bad I fear people will sue
So excuse me for asking but can you help me outFor I've dug myself in so far you can't hear my shoutIf you happen to then please throw me a ropeBecoming a tester is now my highest hope
*** Want a fun job on a great team? I need a tester! Interested? Let's talk: Michael dot J dot Hunter at microsoft dot com. Great testing and coding skills required.