[To the tune of Barry Manilow's "Copacabana"]
His name is Bobby, he is a tester
He finds bugs that crash his app and interrupt his devs' naps
He knocks on their doors, and they see his grin
They ask him what he found and into their office he does bound
He moves the mouse, he taps the keys
His devs blanch as they watch him and then they start to wheeze
At the test lab, test lab'ratory
The bugs the testers do quarry
BVT blockers and app meltdown gawkers
At the test lab, they have such fun
Her name is Brenda, she is a hot shot
Her code it runs so well, the other devs think she is swell
She thinks testers are not needed
"They only move the mouse around, in my code there's naught to be found."
Bobby took her on, he refused to fawn
He was ready to do battle from dusk 'til dawn
It was a challenge, Bobby was ready
He sat down and got to work, annoying Brenda was a perk
His fingers danced as he explored
It didn't take him long, Brenda had barely lit her bong
Her code went up in flames, Brenda no longer reigned
And ev'ry other tester knew they could have done the same!
*** If you know you could have done the same, and you're looking for a fun job on a great team, I need a tester! Interested? Let's talk: Michael dot J dot Hunter at microsoft dot com. Great testing and coding skills required.