[To the tune of Wang Chung's Let's Go]
This is my applicationIt is perfect in every wayAll that is left is for you to sign off
So I'll leave you to your workAnd I'll go home to sleepIt won't take you long, my code is so boff
I wish you’d stop what you’re doingAnd work on my codeYes please test my applicationOn you it's bestowedAll you have to do is find bugsIn my app todayYes today, right awayFrom your desk don't you strayGet started!
Find bugs, tester, find bugs, tester, come onFind bugs, tester, find bugs, tester, come onFind bugs, tester, find bugs, tester, come onFind bugs, ain't that what we pay you for?Start today, right awayPlease obey
How come you are not done?You have had all morning long!I expected you to be signed off by now
I told my boss I'd be done todayI need you to finish by thenThat's four more hours, please don't have a cow
Find bugs, tester, find bugs, tester, come onWhy does it take you so long?Find bugs, tester, find bugs, tester, come onIt's not like it's work for youMust I talk to your boss?I’m saying tester find bugsWill you listen to meI’m saying tester find bugs nowFind bugs ’cause I can’t wait much longerGet started!
I met you at the bug bash, and you said it looked goodI only changed a few lines, now you say it's deader than woodI don't understandI don't understand at all...
Hey tester!Find bugs, tester, find bugs, tester, come onWhy does it take you so long?Find bugs, tester, find bugs, tester, come onIt's not like it's work for youMust I talk to your boss?I’m saying tester find bugsWill you listen to meI’m saying tester find bugs nowFind bugs ’cause I can’t wait longerFind bugs ’cause I can’t wait longerFind bugs ’cause I can’t wait much longerGet started!
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