[To the tune of The Beatles' Octopus' Garden]
I wish that I could beA tester who seesBugs before they happenYes I doI'd point them outWith joy my dev would shoutBecause over that oneHe wouldn't stew
My PM would say"Away you must not strayBecause we need you hereYes we do"To his office I would hieAnd then I would replyThat I felt his request itWouldn't do
Then my boss he would arriveAnd say that he would driveMe anywhere I chose toHave him goI'd send him down the streetTo purchase lots of sweetsAnd then I'd send him back outFor some pho
I would teach my tester friendsHow to reach this same endSoon there'd be a cadreOf us allWe would point and point and pointAt every bug in the jointThere'd be no hiding from usWe'd have a ball
We would point out bugs all dayFor us it would be playWe would send our boss outFor mac and cheese(For mac and cheese)Everyone would look and stareIt might be too much for them to bearFor us testers to beCelebrities(Celebrities)
I wish that I could beA tester who seesBugs before they happenYes I doI would show you how it's doneWe would have such lots of funPointing out all the bugsIn this zoo
We might finally get an officeWith a view
Broken programs would becomeSo very few
The shareholders would all go"Woo hoo!"
Statues of us famous artistsWould hew
We would have golden toilet paperIn our loo
(Not familiar with PSL? See my trip report!]
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