MBTI describes how I interact with the world.
NLP explains why I write and do not make murals.
A & P claims to know why I am a boy not a girl.
And... What's that? I've set your brain a-whirl?

How to decipher this alphabet soup?
How to apply it to you and your group? 
How to do this yet not make your brain troop
Home to its sofa, completely pooped?

I will explain this alphabet soup,
And how to apply it to all in your group.
When I finish your brain may spin in a loop!
Or it may be dancing and singing "Shoop Shoop".

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