[To the tunes of various winter holiday carols]
Here I go a-wandering among ideas so brightHere I go a-wandering to keep from clamping tightDown on i-dea the firstWhich I often find is worstSo hoo-ray for that nifty tool The Rule Of ThreeYes hooray for that nifty Rule Of Three
Take heed ye merry editor, let nothing you dismayYou are a fav'rite tool of mine; I use you ev'ry dayM. Bolton has said lots on this so nothing more I'll sayI do so love this multi-function toolYes I do!I do so love this multi-function tool
Write my tests using scriptingFa la la la la la la la laWith Ruby my test are drippingFa la la la la la la la laI've done some Haskell and some PythonFa la la la la la la la la I don't use C#; it makes me yawnFa la la la la la la la la
Away in his office a tester he worksUsing regexes he thought'd be a perkNow he is lost in stars and escapesFinding his way out a miracle will take
Take one drink, take two drinks, take another nowDrink more water, drink more hot tea, drink milk from a cowDrink some more, fly out the door, to the restroom I do runAs I go ideas they flow and answers they do come
*** Want a fun job on a great team? I need a tester! Interested? Let's talk: Michael dot J dot Hunter at microsoft dot com. Great testing and coding skills required.