My New Year's Resolutions

My New Year's Resolutions for 2005:

1. I resolve to stay unresolved;
2. I promise to not be too promising;
3. I swear to not stop swearing;
4. I will focus on feeling unfocused;
5. I agree to be disagreeable;
6. I give my word to have words with people;
7. I maintain that I am high maintenance;
8. I declare that I will make declarations;
9. I will opt to keep my options open;
10. I will have exact change for when madness takes its toll.

People who know me will affirm that I was doing this stuff already -- so it should be easy to keep doing it. :-)

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I will not attempt to guess why the letter F would want to sponsor here, but he seemed to feel it was fairly important.